She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
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My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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