Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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