is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
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Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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