you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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