no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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