i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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