Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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