i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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