I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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