Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
it's like iHOP with fire
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the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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