You really coming over, don't trick.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize