3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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