It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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