Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
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mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
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I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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