pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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