North Korea, Best Korea!
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
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I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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