either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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