Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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