i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
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Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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