Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
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Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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