My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
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I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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