hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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