We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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