She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
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He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize