she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Your cock deserves a montage
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How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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