Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
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I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Watching her eat just hurts me
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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