Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Why are handjobs necessary in class?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
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Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
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So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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