If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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