He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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