I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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