white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
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Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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