Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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