So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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