Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
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dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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