4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
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i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
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Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
dude. I can hear the air.
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