I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
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He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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