I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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