her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
wow bdsm is so cute
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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