We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
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sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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