um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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