HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
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You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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