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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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