Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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