The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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