I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
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I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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