It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
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I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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