What did we do last night that was yellow?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
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how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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