Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
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I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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