You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
false alarm, still single
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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