Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I want her autograph on my taint
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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