Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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